10 Comments you won’t (or shouldn’t) hear middle-aged men say to each other

        

1.    What kind of conditioner do you use?

2.   Nice mini-van!

3.   Does this camo pattern make me look fat?

4.   Can I borrow your lip balm?

5.    I feel bloated.

6.   I love Dancing with the Stars!

7.   Should we go to the hockey game or the home show?

8.   I’ll just have the salad.

9.   Trim the hedge or go fishing?

10.   This bratwurst goes straight to my hips!